Dear David,
As you know, there is more than one David in the building, so we call you "David with the good hair" (actually, it is perfect hair).
But you are a David all of your own. You have always had a good attitude, a kind word, and sound advice for anyone who meets you. Best of all, your intentions are always good. How you care for Stella's every need is a testament to the kindness in your heart. How you volunteered to babysit Moth and gave him such fantastic care is a testament to the generosity of your spirit.
You are also hilarious and have a great sense of personal style. I am so glad to know you and Stella.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Your pals,
Nikki & Moth
P.S. This page is hidden and is only accessible via this URL and or QR Code. You will remain a mysterious figure who now lives somewhere on the [Redacted] floor. Lol!