If I were to be honest she might be the best/worst office mate of all time. If you don't have an office bunny you are really missing out.
Meet Olivia "BBAR" Bunny the new Chief Morale Officer at THEARC. She's sassy, she's furry and she works for carrots. Olivia wants to make your experience at THEARC even better. Drop her a line at firstname.lastname@example.org with your ideas and suggestions -- I promise she will reply.